SLUGMOTHER COLLECTIVE is a nonprofit shop for people who are chronically online, half-cynical, and still secretly hopeful.

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We make minimalist, vintage-inspired goods — posters, totes, mugs, shirts — the kind of things you’d see in a cool apartment where someone is always “just about to move to berlin.”

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Half of every sale funds actual charities (hunger relief, climate change, protecting human rights, and lgbtq+ youth support). the other half funds independent comedy, because the world is already a bad joke, so we might as well write the punchlines ourselves.